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[callmeryuzaki]

[Here's a familiar face, to those who have been Numbered for awhile and perhaps even those who haven't.]

Why hello. I've missed your lovely faces.

A lot of you know me already, but I'm Lazarus Lawliet. The real one. That's me.

I'm looking to compile a useful database of relevant information on all of us, something that we can share freely and without outmoded hangups or hesitation. Let's be progressive about it.

If you send me your name, a photograph or other still image from the front and the side, your age, your profession, and your credit card information, I'll repay you by writing you a personalized piece of short fiction, starring you, in the wildly popular theme of dinosaur erotica. You pick the dinosaur, and I'll make the magic happen without shame or fear.

Your dark desires are very interesting to me. Especially yours, C.S. You know who you are.

Comments

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[callmeryuzaki]

How awful. Talking to your best friend Lazarus that way, who's sacrificed and martyred so much for you. The least you could do is pay him some goddamned respect.

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[oncedevil]

And here I figured you'd have caught some horrific disease by now, or bled to death in an alley. Either would suit you, really.

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[callmeryuzaki]

So unkind. We really need a safe word.

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[oncedevil]

And you need to choke to death. Guess we can't all get what we want though.

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[callmeryuzaki]

Do you want to choke me to death?

The only condition is that you aren't allowed to use your hands.

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[oncedevil]

Sure, I'll take that bet.

[Yeah he probably shouldn't have fangs right now but he sure does, someone might want to stop him before he jams a literal sword down this guy's throat.]

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[numberedshepherd]

Tony, don't.

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[oncedevil]

He won't be missed.

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[numberedshepherd]

You have better things to occupy your time.

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[oncedevil]

Maybe I don't want something "better".

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[numberedshepherd]

Nothing good can come out of engaging him. You know this. Walk away, please.

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[oncedevil]

Sure it could. A nice pile of feathers for you to stuff your pillow with.

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[numberedshepherd]

I made a decision to not condone murder. I thought we were on the same page, Tony. Going to Shepherd's Haven to live in some relative peace, remember?

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[oncedevil]

And you've done a real fine job putting a muzzle on me.

I'm leaving.

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[numberedshepherd]

...what?

Stay where you are, I'm coming over.

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[oncedevil]

You heard me, and no.

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[numberedshepherd]

[Much like his doppelganger, Lazarus has a heck of a time taking "no" for an answer. He's leaving the barn with the milking half-finished, carrying a pail with him as he keeps an eye out for the volatile young man.

He's not afraid, even though lately, it probably wouldn't hurt him to be a little more cautious.

He sets the pail aside when he sees a foot dangling over the edge of an eave, and he sighs, stacking a cinderblock on a trashcan to help boost him to the same level. It'll take him a little more than a second, but he does manage to pull himself up to the roof alongside Tony, panting shallowly.]

What's this about? Is that... fetch really getting to you so much?

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[callmeryuzaki]

He's right. I think he needs you to pick up something heavy for him.

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[oncedevil]

[There's a low hiss, like air being let out of an oxygen tank. But he's not denying it either.]

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[callmeryuzaki]

Go on, fetch, boy!

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[oncedevil]

I can't decide if you're really ballsy, or just goddamned stupid.

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[callmeryuzaki]

Speaking of balls, is there one that I can throw to get you to play with me?

I can teach you so many tricks.

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[oncedevil]

Sorry, I've got someone more fun in my corner.

But I'll play with you anyway. Can't promise you're gonna like it though.

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[callmeryuzaki]

I like it rough, but I give as good as I get.

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[oncedevil]

I think you're misunderstanding the part where I intend to kill you.

But since you're playing so nicely, I might even make it quick.