December 2 [Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

Lazarus. The Old Testament isn't really my thing, but didn't Moses talk to a burning bush? You know, instead of trying to become one? Better luck next time.

Misa, take heart, even if your relationship doesn't survive this, I happen to know for a fact that there is a market for decent-looking girls with gnarly-looking burns. A movie market, if you know what I mean. Look up burnwhored.com if you want to see that I'm not messing with you and the industry is really taking off right now.

New guy? Or girl. Whatever. Blondie. You should think about getting in on that as well, with that mug of yours. That's some Phantom of the Opera shit right there. Did you fight fires with your face? That's kind of ill-advised isn't it?

Nathan, I know you're not going to talk to me. Much easier to hide. Don't worry. I understand.

Alexandra, are you 18 yet? I know you'll want to toast this with me. Maybe somewhere with a scenic overview. What do you say?

Rakka, how are those hot wings coming along? I heard that tears add some extra zesty seasoning.

Hey Tony. How much more useless can you get? I'd take some pointers from your doppelganger. Props, he knows how to get shit done. Well and extra crispy if you know what I mean.

Listen to my jokes, I'm on fire today! Too soon? Blow me.

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Video so you can recognize her.

[mangata]

[ With a bedroom behind her. Fairly nice. ]

Do you think any of them will actually respond?

[Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

[Ooooh, swanky.]

Oh, definitely. If not them then some raging white knight determined to defend their honor.

Nice digs. How new?

[mangata]

A few, I'm sure. They might be learning.

...a few months.

[callmeryuzaki]

Hmm. I, too, found my monetary status and digs elevated a few months ago. Congratulations.

Video.

[switch_over]

I'm only going to respond out of morbid curiosity.

[mangata]

I didn't even want to encourage him this far, but at least I'm not the target right now.

[switch_over]

You mean you weren't his target. You jumped on board the moment you responded to this.

[Video]

[twobirdsonestone]

[That sure is Rakka's face, but it looks severely unimpressed. Also she appears to be in a bathroom, nice one at that.]

You're still really pathetic, you know? I'm just popping in to remind you that.

[Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

Aw, you came all this way just to tell me that? How sweet of you. Even if your wings are the distinctly non-crispy variety.

[Video]

[twobirdsonestone]

Trust me, I didn't go that far. [Does she sound amused? Probably not.]

...Did Rakka's wings really get burned?

[Video]

[devils_shadow]

[Video for maybe THE FIRST TIME EVER look at that smug motherfucker. His surroundings are pretty nondescript, is that a corrugated metal wall? Hard to say. Either way, no chance of tracking him from that.

He's idly cleaning his nails because why not up the apathetic villain routine.]

Glad you enjoyed the show. I think I have found my new favorite holiday.

[Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

You wrecked two special occasions, you know. That's a fantastic record. Certainly something to be admired.

[Video]

[devils_shadow]

Did I? And here I only knew of one. What a delight.

[Damon pleased is probably one of the most disturbing things in existence.]

Video

[switch_over]

I think you'll need facial reconstruction and a voice change before I'd even consider that.

Re: Video

[callmeryuzaki]

I really love how much you hate Lazarus but that's a little more than I'm willing to change for anyone.

Video

[switch_over]

That's a shame, because that really was only the tip of the iceberg there.

Sorry to say but it's just not meant to be.

I'm also not sorry.

video.

[enflammen]

[Welp, it looks like Lazarus, but it sure doesn't sound like Lazarus. This must be one of those doppelganger's he's heard so much about. Also there's the fact that he's talking to Lazarus, among others.

Oh, right. Including Micah. Who has nothing to be ashamed of, especially not the scar that jags over half his face, as this guy so pointedly remarked upon. Whatever. Micah turns the camera of his phone on himself so this guy can get a big eyeful of just how much he isn't insulted. Micah even approaches the camera slow-clapping, wearing a sideways smirk.]

Well, I have to say, if you're gunning for Asshole of the Year, you've got my vote.

video.

[callmeryuzaki]

[The response is quick and gleeful.]

On the Network he whined at me,
Onscreen he came,
That burned-up mug of his,
His clothes so lame,
The entertainment points,
Out of sight and mind,
The aaaaaaaasshole of the Network is right here,
Watch yooooour behiiiiiind

video.

[enflammen]

[Micah is singularly Not Impressed.]

Huh, I didn't know there was a talent component added to the competition this year.

Video;

[knights_king]

...Woah, it's like night and day.

Video;

[callmeryuzaki]

What is? The best time of day to push someone up against the wall and have at it? I have a lot of opinions about that.

Video;

[knights_king]

That ain't even close to...

[This guy was definitely a piece of work in comparison to Lazarus.]

Are you his doppelganger or just real good with makeup art?

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

You're a little late to the party. Did it take this long for you to work up the courage, after what Nux did to your face?

[private audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

Fortunately, beauty's only skin deep. That's the epidermis I'm talking about, specifically.

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

And what would you know about beauty?