December 2 [Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

Lazarus. The Old Testament isn't really my thing, but didn't Moses talk to a burning bush? You know, instead of trying to become one? Better luck next time.

Misa, take heart, even if your relationship doesn't survive this, I happen to know for a fact that there is a market for decent-looking girls with gnarly-looking burns. A movie market, if you know what I mean. Look up burnwhored.com if you want to see that I'm not messing with you and the industry is really taking off right now.

New guy? Or girl. Whatever. Blondie. You should think about getting in on that as well, with that mug of yours. That's some Phantom of the Opera shit right there. Did you fight fires with your face? That's kind of ill-advised isn't it?

Nathan, I know you're not going to talk to me. Much easier to hide. Don't worry. I understand.

Alexandra, are you 18 yet? I know you'll want to toast this with me. Maybe somewhere with a scenic overview. What do you say?

Rakka, how are those hot wings coming along? I heard that tears add some extra zesty seasoning.

Hey Tony. How much more useless can you get? I'd take some pointers from your doppelganger. Props, he knows how to get shit done. Well and extra crispy if you know what I mean.

Listen to my jokes, I'm on fire today! Too soon? Blow me.

Comments

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

He was already going to kill us anyway. It's not like talking him down was going to work.

[private audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I guess it's pretty obvious that talking him down didn't work. No one's going to forget that anytime soon. Maybe it's finally a lesson learned.

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

[Yelling certainly hadn't worked either, but Misa currently refuses to believe that it made things any worse. The standoff would have ended with them succumbing to the demon's attack either way.]

I really hope he kills you next.

[private audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I don't know. I've got access to echoes you might not know about.

Maybe you'll be the one to do it yourself.

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

Mmmaybe. Or maybe it's just the meds talking.

You don't have anything I don't know about.

[private audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

You really think he tells you everything? I knew you were naive, but that really takes the cake.

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

We tell each other everything. Go ahead, tell me what you've got.

[private audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I think it'll be a lot more entertaining to see it play out. The thing about the truth is that it wants to be known.

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

Bullshit.

[She giggles at her own profanity.]

You're bluffing, as usual!

[private audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I might be bluffing. Then again, maybe I'm not. I'm surprised it's not torturing you to wonder which is the case.

[private audio]

[lovesickkiller]

As if you could torture me.

[private audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

My detailed memories of watching you go to the bathroom say otherwise.