December 2 [Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

Lazarus. The Old Testament isn't really my thing, but didn't Moses talk to a burning bush? You know, instead of trying to become one? Better luck next time.

Misa, take heart, even if your relationship doesn't survive this, I happen to know for a fact that there is a market for decent-looking girls with gnarly-looking burns. A movie market, if you know what I mean. Look up burnwhored.com if you want to see that I'm not messing with you and the industry is really taking off right now.

New guy? Or girl. Whatever. Blondie. You should think about getting in on that as well, with that mug of yours. That's some Phantom of the Opera shit right there. Did you fight fires with your face? That's kind of ill-advised isn't it?

Nathan, I know you're not going to talk to me. Much easier to hide. Don't worry. I understand.

Alexandra, are you 18 yet? I know you'll want to toast this with me. Maybe somewhere with a scenic overview. What do you say?

Rakka, how are those hot wings coming along? I heard that tears add some extra zesty seasoning.

Hey Tony. How much more useless can you get? I'd take some pointers from your doppelganger. Props, he knows how to get shit done. Well and extra crispy if you know what I mean.

Listen to my jokes, I'm on fire today! Too soon? Blow me.

Comments

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It's easier to stand once you realize it's literally the only trick he can do.

[mangata]

He is a bit one-note isn't he?

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It almost makes you feel sorry for him.

Almost.

[mangata]

He's really not worth it.

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Not in the slightest.

It's the same for anyone who actually falls for his act too.

[mangata]

It should be easy to ignore.

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You'd think so, but then just keep an eye out for how many people actually respond to this.

[mangata]

Too many, really.

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Agreed. One day they might learn, but I might be asking for too much with that.

[mangata]

I'm proud that Marina hasn't fallen for it.

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That might not the best call. You are here after all.

[mangata]

Not because I'm indignant over his attempts to get a rise out of them, though.

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Fair enough. I suppose you aren't.

[mangata]

Not that he doesn't take his shots at me.

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He literally takes shots at everyone.

[mangata]

True enough. It's hard to take seriously.

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I can only hope he'll eventually see this and realize just how sad his existence really is.