December 2 [Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

Lazarus. The Old Testament isn't really my thing, but didn't Moses talk to a burning bush? You know, instead of trying to become one? Better luck next time.

Misa, take heart, even if your relationship doesn't survive this, I happen to know for a fact that there is a market for decent-looking girls with gnarly-looking burns. A movie market, if you know what I mean. Look up burnwhored.com if you want to see that I'm not messing with you and the industry is really taking off right now.

New guy? Or girl. Whatever. Blondie. You should think about getting in on that as well, with that mug of yours. That's some Phantom of the Opera shit right there. Did you fight fires with your face? That's kind of ill-advised isn't it?

Nathan, I know you're not going to talk to me. Much easier to hide. Don't worry. I understand.

Alexandra, are you 18 yet? I know you'll want to toast this with me. Maybe somewhere with a scenic overview. What do you say?

Rakka, how are those hot wings coming along? I heard that tears add some extra zesty seasoning.

Hey Tony. How much more useless can you get? I'd take some pointers from your doppelganger. Props, he knows how to get shit done. Well and extra crispy if you know what I mean.

Listen to my jokes, I'm on fire today! Too soon? Blow me.

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[mangata]

You would have to be lucky to find a woman who could feel it to even have an opinion.

[ She's been learning from Marina or something. ]

[callmeryuzaki]

The nice thing about being willing to fuck literally anyone is that there are a lot of people who like me just the way I am. As for what I'm working with, there's only one way for you to find out for sure~

[mangata]

I suppose it will ever remain a mystery.

[callmeryuzaki]

That is entirely up to you.

[mangata]

It will ever. Remain. A mystery.

[callmeryuzaki]

And I heard that the girls liked a little mystery.

[mangata]

A 'little' mystery, hm? So you're confirming it?

[callmeryuzaki]

You are really interested in this.

[mangata]

Only in mocking you as best I can - admittedly, it's hard to mock someone without shame.

[callmeryuzaki]

You have no idea how far my shamelessness goes. You've really just witnessed the tip of the iceberg.

[mangata]

That is the only tip I wish to witness.

[callmeryuzaki]

Hey! Good job, I knew you could do it.

No one's happy with just a tip after all.

[mangata]

There is no reason I cannot be a little filthy.

...I'll leave this tip alone.

[callmeryuzaki]

No, by all means, be as filthy as your heart desires.

[mangata]

Then I will not be any more filthy.

[callmeryuzaki]

Then don't be filthy.