Fashion Crisis [Video]

[dictator_ko]

Just what's going on? First gross slime then pink snakes [though she'd found the snakes kinda cute] and ghosts, now dinosaurs! I almost died! Speaking of, thanks mysterious speedy masked guy whose name I didn't get, for saving me.

[She suddenly perks up.]



Quick emergency Mina's Fashion Corner tip:

I've seen some people selling clothes with dinosaurs on them. And even a few wearing them. Do not do that. Seriously, it's a total fashion no-no. It's just tacky.

If you really want to go with a dinosaur theme, try wearing dinosaur colors! Besides, green's the in color right now. Loose clothing is also in, but it has to be stylish, okay? You can deviate from the current fashion, but that's not for amateurs. Only the stylish and cute can get away with it.

Comments

[numberedshepherd]

Do you get Cs in everything? Have you thought about getting a tutor?

[dictator_ko]

Bs and Cs. I'm not dumb.

[She kinda isn't particularly bright.]

[numberedshepherd]

There's a leading theory that the happiest people aren't the ones who get As, but the ones who get Bs and Cs.

Have you ever gotten an A?

[dictator_ko]

A few times. [She can count them on the fingers of one hand.]

[numberedshepherd]

OK. Which subjects? Were you very proud?

[dictator_ko]

English and gym. I was proud! And it's good to keep in shape.

[numberedshepherd]

Of course it's good to keep in shape. It's the only body you get.

[He is such a hypocrite.]

[dictator_ko]

That's right. Exercise and a good diet are key to a good body.

[As a model, she cares a lot about that kind of stuff.]

[numberedshepherd]

What are some of your favorite exercises, and what do you usually eat?

[dictator_ko]

I don't have any favorite exercises. I just do the usual. Sit-ups, jogging, you know. And I eat salads and stuff like that. Though I do treat myself to sweets sometimes.

[numberedshepherd]

That's the "usual?" If you say so.

I like sweet things too. I actually don't eat much else these days.

[dictator_ko]

That's really unhealthy!

[numberedshepherd]

I know. I have always been a pretty picky eater, but my echoes made it worse.

[dictator_ko]

At least you don't look like you're gaining weight.

[numberedshepherd]

I actually kind of need to gain weight. My BMI is 15.

[dictator_ko]

That's pretty low.

[numberedshepherd]

Yeah, sometimes my heart does weird things. Sort of flutters and then slows down before going back to normal.

[dictator_ko]

...Have you seen a doctor about that?

[numberedshepherd]

I mean to. I don't really like doctors.

[dictator_ko]

Seriously you should.

[She doesn't want one of the few people to say good things about her lately to die.]

[numberedshepherd]

I know. My girlfriend is riding me really hard about it.

[dictator_ko]

Well, yeah, she should be.

[numberedshepherd]

I've had horrible experiences with doctors. It's not that I want to be difficult about it.

[dictator_ko]

Oh. [She isn't sure what to say.] Well, you must've had doctors that sucked.

[numberedshepherd]

Maybe. I don't think they're such a big part of most people's lives.