Self-Aggrandizing Catgirl Apology [Video]

[dictator_ko]

Hello~ Welcome to Mina's Webcam Hour, the super-exclusive edition for Numbered only! That's right, you can only see this broadcast on the weird network we have! Not only that but this is also a special apology edition! [She holds up a piece of paper with "Sorry for being wrong and blaming the Numbered" on it.]

But you can also tune in to my normal webcam at [She holds up a paper with "www.minawebcam.com" written on it.] and join my loyal fans there! ♪

First, let's have a look at the daily life of Mina. This is a special public service introduction for those of you who haven't seen my webcam before!

When I'm not at school, I like to listen to my music. Let me put some on. [She clicks on her computer and super cutesy pop music begins playing.] This is my favorite! It always cheers me up on a bad day.

[She gets up and begins dancing and singing along. She's decent but not professional quality. Once the song ends, she sits down again.]

Let's look at Mina's room. [And she turns her webcam, panning across an overly pink room with lots of stuffed animals.] Cute, isn't it? It's just the way I love it!

Other than music and collecting stuffed animals, I also like shopping and fashion. [And hurting people, but she isn't going to mention that. She's trying to put on a good face for people here.]

Here's a tip from Mina's Fashion Corner: you can remove slime stains with club soda or washing with lemon juice and cream of tartar if it's really fresh. If it's particularly stubborn, try rubbing alcohol!

Well, I'll be taking audience requests now! Anything you would like to see from me?

Comments

[dictator_ko]

[She's somewhat mollified by that.]

Yeah, it sucked.

[numberedshepherd]

Did you have a fight? Perhaps if you explained the situation to them, you'd have a chance at repairing things.

[dictator_ko]

They called me a psycho after I got angry and hurt some people who said hurtful things.

[numberedshepherd]

That's one of the worst things I've ever been called. I know how it feels.

What did you do to those people? Did they survive?

[dictator_ko]

They ended up in the hospital, but they didn't die. The first one deserved it, but the second didn't, we just got into a stupid argument over the Numbered.

[numberedshepherd]

[Ah, OK. It simplifies things that she's not dealing with a murderer's conscience here.]

Have you tried to make things right with them at all since this happened?

[dictator_ko]

They aren't so easily forgiving.

[At least not the kind of crowd she used to hang out with.]

[numberedshepherd]

If an earnest apology isn't accepted, a relationship tends to be over.

..but that apology needs to be extended in the first place.

[dictator_ko]

You don't know my friends. They don't forgive screwups like this.

[numberedshepherd]

I might not know your friends, but I like to think I know people. At the heart of matters, they are not so different.

[dictator_ko]

They wouldn't even listen to my apologies. I know we didn't listen when we kicked out a girl for dating one of our brothers. And this is way worse than that.

[numberedshepherd]

Brothers? What do you mean, brothers?

[He wonders if she was in a gang.]

[dictator_ko]

Oh, you know, Brittany's brother. We had an agreement each other's siblings're off limit and she broke it.

[numberedshepherd]

[Oh thank God.]

That's good. I mean, not good, but it could be worse.

So you have siblings? I guess I thought you were an only child.

[dictator_ko]

What? What do you mean by worse? And you're right, I don't have any. I was mostly just talking about the others'.

[numberedshepherd]

I thought it was an affiliation, not family.

It seems unfair. Like "no one eats anyone else's cake," but you don't have any cake of your own.

[dictator_ko]

You thought... you thought I was a gangster?!

Also, that's a gross analogy. Why would one want to eat ones own sibling-cake?

[numberedshepherd]

I try not to assume anything, which is why I ask for clarification in cases like these.

I'm not always the best with analogies, either. I'm just saying that it's not a fair arrangement unless everyone is starting from the same point.

[dictator_ko]

Well, I'm not in a gang. And it's equally fair. I don't have to worry about siblings or put up with them.

[And she gets all of her parents' love.]

[numberedshepherd]

I always thought it would be fun to have siblings. I'm an only child, too.

[dictator_ko]

I dunno. The others complain about their siblings and stuff. It kinda sounds like a pain. [Plus less parental love for her.] Being an only child is the best. ♪

[numberedshepherd]

You were really never lonely?

[dictator_ko]

That's right! I got plenty of love from my parents. And I had plenty of friends... before.

[numberedshepherd]

You sound very fortunate. As long as you realize it, you're not spoiled...

[Probably.]

[dictator_ko]

I suppose that's right.

[Actually, she is spoiled. Terribly so.]