Self-Aggrandizing Catgirl Apology [Video]

[dictator_ko]

Hello~ Welcome to Mina's Webcam Hour, the super-exclusive edition for Numbered only! That's right, you can only see this broadcast on the weird network we have! Not only that but this is also a special apology edition! [She holds up a piece of paper with "Sorry for being wrong and blaming the Numbered" on it.]

But you can also tune in to my normal webcam at [She holds up a paper with "www.minawebcam.com" written on it.] and join my loyal fans there! ♪

First, let's have a look at the daily life of Mina. This is a special public service introduction for those of you who haven't seen my webcam before!

When I'm not at school, I like to listen to my music. Let me put some on. [She clicks on her computer and super cutesy pop music begins playing.] This is my favorite! It always cheers me up on a bad day.

[She gets up and begins dancing and singing along. She's decent but not professional quality. Once the song ends, she sits down again.]

Let's look at Mina's room. [And she turns her webcam, panning across an overly pink room with lots of stuffed animals.] Cute, isn't it? It's just the way I love it!

Other than music and collecting stuffed animals, I also like shopping and fashion. [And hurting people, but she isn't going to mention that. She's trying to put on a good face for people here.]

Here's a tip from Mina's Fashion Corner: you can remove slime stains with club soda or washing with lemon juice and cream of tartar if it's really fresh. If it's particularly stubborn, try rubbing alcohol!

Well, I'll be taking audience requests now! Anything you would like to see from me?

Comments

[numberedshepherd]

If you say so. I guess it just sounded like you maybe... were.

[dictator_ko]

I wasn't.

[She doesn't sound very convincing.]

[numberedshepherd]

It's OK if you were, just to let you know.

[dictator_ko]

Well, I wasn't.

[numberedshepherd]

You might feel better if you tell someone.

[dictator_ko]

No offense, but there aren't anyone I'd want to tell right now.

[numberedshepherd]

Well if you wouldn't tell anyone, there's no reason to take offense. It's actually kind of flattering.

[dictator_ko]

That's one way to look at it. What do you mean by flattering?

[numberedshepherd]

I suppose the inference can be made that you wouldn't tell your closest friend. If you also wouldn't tell me, that's something I have in common with your closest friend.

[dictator_ko]

That's kinda a weird way to look at it. You're kinda weird sometimes.

[numberedshepherd]

I get that more than you might think...

[dictator_ko]

I can believe that.

[numberedshepherd]

Well, that's not flattering.

[dictator_ko]

You're pretty weird, you know.

[numberedshepherd]

It's been suggested. So at the very least, I suspect.

[dictator_ko]

Yeah, you're definitely weird. But enough about that.

[numberedshepherd]

Really? How charitable of you to drop it.

[dictator_ko]

[Ordinarily she wouldn't have anything to do with someone she considers this weird, but she's starving for positive attention and he's one of the few that's given her it lately.]

Well, what hobbies do you like?

[numberedshepherd]

Hobbies...?

I... actually don't think anyone's asked me that question before.

[He sounds as serious as he is bemused.]

Hobbies are for people with a lot of free time, right? I'm good at chess, like... internationally ranked Grandmaster good, but I don't play so much anymore. It's just strange. You lose your passion for things when you have to do them.

Other than that, I keep busy. I'm always working. I like, puzzles, mysteries, and animals... Does that answer the question?

[dictator_ko]

Those're some nerdy interests. But I guess that fits you. Oh, what's your favorite animal? Mine is dogs.

[She likes the unconditional love they give her. She spends time with the family dog telling him that he's the only one that understands her.]

[numberedshepherd]

Talking about favorites is actually kind of a good idea.

I like sheep and parrots equally. Sheep because they're gentle, and parrots because they're smart.

So... what's your favorite...

[Thinking about this.]

...what's your favorite antiseptic? Mine is Lysol.

[dictator_ko]

...What? Why'd you ask something like that? That's a really weird thing to ask!

[numberedshepherd]

Oh, uh... sorry. I didn't know.

Who's your favorite Muppet? I like Kermit best because he has a soothing voice and he doesn't really make any sudden movements. He'd probably be a good psychiatrist.

[dictator_ko]

My favorite... what? You're really weird. Even more so for liking him for a reason like that.

...I guess I like Miss Piggy, though?

[numberedshepherd]

I thought everyone liked Muppets. It's not that weird.

Why Miss Piggy? She's kind of belligerent.