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raisetheearth2015-12-02 03:54 pm
callmeryuzaki) wrote in raisetheearth2015-12-02 03:54 pm
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December 2 [Video]
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
Lazarus. The Old Testament isn't really my thing, but didn't Moses talk to a burning bush? You know, instead of trying to become one? Better luck next time.
Misa, take heart, even if your relationship doesn't survive this, I happen to know for a fact that there is a market for decent-looking girls with gnarly-looking burns. A movie market, if you know what I mean. Look up burnwhored.com if you want to see that I'm not messing with you and the industry is really taking off right now.
New guy? Or girl. Whatever. Blondie. You should think about getting in on that as well, with that mug of yours. That's some Phantom of the Opera shit right there. Did you fight fires with your face? That's kind of ill-advised isn't it?
Nathan, I know you're not going to talk to me. Much easier to hide. Don't worry. I understand.
Alexandra, are you 18 yet? I know you'll want to toast this with me. Maybe somewhere with a scenic overview. What do you say?
Rakka, how are those hot wings coming along? I heard that tears add some extra zesty seasoning.
Hey Tony. How much more useless can you get? I'd take some pointers from your doppelganger. Props, he knows how to get shit done. Well and extra crispy if you know what I mean.
Listen to my jokes, I'm on fire today! Too soon? Blow me.
Lazarus. The Old Testament isn't really my thing, but didn't Moses talk to a burning bush? You know, instead of trying to become one? Better luck next time.
Misa, take heart, even if your relationship doesn't survive this, I happen to know for a fact that there is a market for decent-looking girls with gnarly-looking burns. A movie market, if you know what I mean. Look up burnwhored.com if you want to see that I'm not messing with you and the industry is really taking off right now.
New guy? Or girl. Whatever. Blondie. You should think about getting in on that as well, with that mug of yours. That's some Phantom of the Opera shit right there. Did you fight fires with your face? That's kind of ill-advised isn't it?
Nathan, I know you're not going to talk to me. Much easier to hide. Don't worry. I understand.
Alexandra, are you 18 yet? I know you'll want to toast this with me. Maybe somewhere with a scenic overview. What do you say?
Rakka, how are those hot wings coming along? I heard that tears add some extra zesty seasoning.
Hey Tony. How much more useless can you get? I'd take some pointers from your doppelganger. Props, he knows how to get shit done. Well and extra crispy if you know what I mean.
Listen to my jokes, I'm on fire today! Too soon? Blow me.
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