An Upset Catgirl [Video]

[dictator_ko]

[Ordinarily she wouldn't make a first impression like this. After all, one must show off ones cute side. But right now she's upset. Very upset. So upset her eyes've turned red without her noticing it. Just one of those things from her past life. A past life she most definitely doesn't appreciate, horrifying as her memories had been.

She'd already discovered the Network while trying to Google up the strange number she'd gotten stuck in her head, but hadn't made a post just yet as she read it trying to get a sense of what's going on. She got just enough to realized that this thing was being used by those Numbered folks. She's not sure why it exists or why she can access it now, but she does know one thing: she's upset.]

What's going on? Why am I getting terrible fucked up memories? Why did I get a fucked up knife? And now I have freaky cat ears, too! And I can make a weirdo force field.

Am I one of those Numbered freaks now? Aren't you the guys whose fault it's the aliens invaded? Why'm I one of you now?

And what's with the gross slimy stuff? Is that you guys' fault, too?

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[Video]

[witnessme]

I don't know about the guy I got my Number from. But I used to be bad, yeah. Got mixed up in the Mafia under Albero. Even almost killed a Numbered.

[dictator_ko]

That's... Wow, that's fucked up.

[The worst she'd done was assaulted someone and sent them to the hospital. Which was still pretty bad. Of course, there's her horrifying past life memories.]

[Video]

[witnessme]

Y-yeah, maybe it is. I was a dumb kid following orders. But even before I got my Number, d'you know who was good to me, took me in and gave me a job even though I shot one of theirs in the face? It was them, so don't say anything bad about these people.

[dictator_ko]

I get it, they're really nice to you so you'll defend them.

[witnessme]

Yeah! You do understand, after all.

[dictator_ko]

So your view's biased.

[witnessme]

N-no! You're trying to confuse me. I know who my people are. I'm loyal.

[dictator_ko]

[Unfortunately this is before the other people convinced her.]

Well, then you'll be a loyal fool.

[witnessme]

W-we're peaceful in Shepherd's Haven. I won't fight with you. You d-don't know better.

[dictator_ko]

Says you! I know what everyone knows!

[witnessme]

Nah you don't. It's not because you're stupid, it's because you're m-misinformed.

[Forced smile.]

[dictator_ko]

What's the truth, then?

[witnessme]

It's like I said. We're good.

[dictator_ko]

That's really vague proof!

[witnessme]

But it's still proof!

[No, it isn't, Nux.]

[dictator_ko]

Talking to you's pointless.

[witnessme]

Your hair is pointless!

[dictator_ko]

My hair's stylish!

[witnessme]

More proof you don't know anything!

[See, he can totally keep up with the genius detectives.]

[dictator_ko]

You're the ignorant one! You know nothing about style! Do you think baldness is stylish? It just makes you look like a naked mole rat!

[And in Mina's eyes, lack of style's a great crime.]

[witnessme]

Bruce Willis is bald. So is Michael Jordan.

[He's basically Michael Jordan, clearly.]

[dictator_ko]

You aren't those guys!

[witnessme]

Yeah well I could be.

[dictator_ko]

You wish.

[witnessme]

Wishing's for people who can't have.