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[He appears onscreen wearing a paramedic's uniform, identical to the one Lazarus got back from his memory echo. His surroundings are significantly less seedy than the motel he's reported from in the past; they actually look like they might be luxurious.]

For those of us in the northern hemisphere, it's fall, and that means it's a season for change. With so many people getting job offers and new and exciting opportunities, I've decided to access my generosity again and help you all out with your resumes. I'm just that nice.

Sometimes you just need a little help to figure out what your best and worst qualities are. So, let me help you out~

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I'd say more bored than sensitive, but you're free to think what you like.

What? No, that's impossible. I don't bore people.

And yet here I am, bored.

Looks like you're losing your touch.

My touch is another matter entirely and I can't tell you more about it unless I know what your birthday is. Sorry, doll.

Edited 2015-10-06 22:14 (UTC)

How truly unfortunate, I don't know how I'll go on.

Edited 2015-10-06 22:24 (UTC)

Don't worry, your eighteenth birthday will be here before you know it and then someone will make you feel worthwhile and raise that self-esteem right along with those ankles.

And one day pigs will grow wings and fly.

If they get echoes, who knows what'll happen?

Feel free to call me out on the day that happens, I doubt I'll care though.

What do you care about? There has to be something. If there wasn't, you'd have gotten bored of this life by now.

Of course there is. I just don't share that information on here.

I like to keep my personal life and my life as a numbered very separate.

Your life's your life. Aren't you worried that someone will mess that up for you?

I wouldn't call it worried, it's more like I'm prepared to be pissed off at whoever happens to ruin that.

Just what happens when you get pissed off at someone? Is that really a consequence?

That would completely depend on the situation and the person.

I doubt you'd consider it a consequence, you seem to enjoy pressing peoples buttons. Just in a more bearable way than the other you.

The fake, worthless, stupid me, you mean. I'm going to kill him someday, you know.

Yeah, that's the one.

Assuming a gentle breeze doesn't beat you to the punch.

I've got so much dirt on him. Do you want some?

I don't really see the point, he does a good enough job making himself look bad all on his own.

I can't imagine you have anything that interesting on him.

Just memories of an entire mortifying life he doesn't ever talk about, but suit yourself~

That actually makes it sound less appealing. It's not as fun when the answers just get handed to you.

[Laughter.]

I'm shocked. I wouldn't have taken you for the honorable type.

I'm not surprised. You don't exactly come across as the best judge of character.

I think I'll live. It's probably the least important part of a person.

I agree but I just felt it was something that needed to be said.

Edited 2015-10-23 02:03 (UTC)

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