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[He appears onscreen wearing a paramedic's uniform, identical to the one Lazarus got back from his memory echo. His surroundings are significantly less seedy than the motel he's reported from in the past; they actually look like they might be luxurious.]

For those of us in the northern hemisphere, it's fall, and that means it's a season for change. With so many people getting job offers and new and exciting opportunities, I've decided to access my generosity again and help you all out with your resumes. I'm just that nice.

Sometimes you just need a little help to figure out what your best and worst qualities are. So, let me help you out~

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Of course there is. I just don't share that information on here.

I like to keep my personal life and my life as a numbered very separate.

Your life's your life. Aren't you worried that someone will mess that up for you?

I wouldn't call it worried, it's more like I'm prepared to be pissed off at whoever happens to ruin that.

Just what happens when you get pissed off at someone? Is that really a consequence?

That would completely depend on the situation and the person.

I doubt you'd consider it a consequence, you seem to enjoy pressing peoples buttons. Just in a more bearable way than the other you.

The fake, worthless, stupid me, you mean. I'm going to kill him someday, you know.

Yeah, that's the one.

Assuming a gentle breeze doesn't beat you to the punch.

I've got so much dirt on him. Do you want some?

I don't really see the point, he does a good enough job making himself look bad all on his own.

I can't imagine you have anything that interesting on him.

Just memories of an entire mortifying life he doesn't ever talk about, but suit yourself~

That actually makes it sound less appealing. It's not as fun when the answers just get handed to you.

[Laughter.]

I'm shocked. I wouldn't have taken you for the honorable type.

I'm not surprised. You don't exactly come across as the best judge of character.

I think I'll live. It's probably the least important part of a person.

I agree but I just felt it was something that needed to be said.

Edited 2015-10-23 02:03 (UTC)

Do you think it helped at all? Or that it was ultimately a pointless waste of speech?

It made me feel a bit better, which is what I was looking for.

I could do other things to make you feel better. I'm really good at relieving, ah, tension.

Pass, better luck next time.

It's not really about you, it's about who you look like.

Edited 2015-10-25 02:56 (UTC)

In my soul, I'm tall, dark and handsome. I make up for his looks with my skill.

That being said, I can't really blame you. Even when we were handcuffed together, all I wanted to do was smother him.

That explains so much about you.

I'm not the one who put them on. Just the one who wanted them off.

I don't think I need to repeat myself.

Edited 2015-10-25 03:16 (UTC)

I would have succeeded in getting out of them, if he'd stopped breathing before someone interrupted.

Edited 2015-10-25 03:18 (UTC)

It sounds like you just weren't trying hard enough.

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