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[callmeryuzaki]

[Here's a familiar face, to those who have been Numbered for awhile and perhaps even those who haven't.]

Why hello. I've missed your lovely faces.

A lot of you know me already, but I'm Lazarus Lawliet. The real one. That's me.

I'm looking to compile a useful database of relevant information on all of us, something that we can share freely and without outmoded hangups or hesitation. Let's be progressive about it.

If you send me your name, a photograph or other still image from the front and the side, your age, your profession, and your credit card information, I'll repay you by writing you a personalized piece of short fiction, starring you, in the wildly popular theme of dinosaur erotica. You pick the dinosaur, and I'll make the magic happen without shame or fear.

Your dark desires are very interesting to me. Especially yours, C.S. You know who you are.

Comments

[callmeryuzaki]

Mm. Judging by the attention this post has received, no shortage of people are disgusted enough with me to just ignore what I say.

Or go no-contact, or give me the silent treatment. That would suck.

[dictator_ko]

I get the hint you're making, and I'm not gonna do that! I'm gonna just keep talking and annoying you.

[callmeryuzaki]

[His voice turns sing-songy]

Mina sits with gross people, Mina sits with gross people...

More like peena. I think she wet herself.

Man, those two are so immature

[dictator_ko]

Someone's so gross no one likes him. ♪
Gross gross gross all day long. ♪
Seriously who thinks dinosaur porn is a good idea? ♪
Grossmeister who is the terrible copy. ♪

XD

[callmeryuzaki]

[For just the barest hint of a second, his expression darkens. Seems she struck a nerve with the talk of copies; this might be the one glaring chink in the doppelganger's mocking armor, the fact that he is himself a mockery.]

Does baby need someone to change her gross, wet diaper? Mommy and Daddy don't even want to be near her!

[dictator_ko]

Not only are you gross, you're also boring.

[And she cuts off the conversation at that.]