[Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

[Here's a familiar face, to those who have been Numbered for awhile and perhaps even those who haven't.]

Why hello. I've missed your lovely faces.

A lot of you know me already, but I'm Lazarus Lawliet. The real one. That's me.

I'm looking to compile a useful database of relevant information on all of us, something that we can share freely and without outmoded hangups or hesitation. Let's be progressive about it.

If you send me your name, a photograph or other still image from the front and the side, your age, your profession, and your credit card information, I'll repay you by writing you a personalized piece of short fiction, starring you, in the wildly popular theme of dinosaur erotica. You pick the dinosaur, and I'll make the magic happen without shame or fear.

Your dark desires are very interesting to me. Especially yours, C.S. You know who you are.

Comments

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

Honestly, you're acting kind of young. How old are you?

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

I don't think you need to know if you don't want to play nice and tell the truth. Besides, that's none of your business.

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

Are you a kid?

I hate kids. They're stupid, and nothing but a waste of time.

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

It won't matter even if I told you. You can assume and guess all you want.

It makes no difference. It just proves that you are only here to cause trouble.

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

No, it matters. I hate children. Literally nothing more than that.

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

Then shouldn't you have a child sensing radar or something then? Would save you the trouble of asking everyone if they are a child or not.

[Someone is having waaay to much fun with this now]

Or maybe you are afraid that a child would out you for exactly what you are?

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I'm not afraid. I'm annoyed. Children just aren't that bright and they're creepy. They're like... half-baked people.

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

Annoyed because they are right or annoyed because you can't get the better of them?

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

Neither, because neither of those are true.

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

[There is a small portion of Dani that is wondering why she hasn't just been ignored at this point.]

Yet you haven't given a full reason because at this point? A child would have given a solid reason why or given up at this point.

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

Are you listening to what you're saying at all, or just spouting words you heard a grown-up say in the wrong order?

[Audio] I've run out of snarky Flandre icons finally XD

[prismaticdestruction]

Oh? Have you finally figured out if I'm a adult or a child? Or is this a wild guess at this point?

[Yup, she's done playing around....mostly.]

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

Adults of consenting age don't annoy me nearly this much. Ergo, you must be a brat.

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

Yet you keep on talking to me. Why is that anyways?

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I wouldn't put "contemptuously communicating" on the same level as "talking."

Call me when you're 18. Until then, leave me alone.

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

The mature and adult thing to do would have been to stop responding.

I think that is considered a win to me at this point sir.

[All said with as much snark and sarcasm as she can muster.]

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I never claimed that despising children made me mature and adult. I'm not exactly getting my echoes back from one of those.

[Audio]

[prismaticdestruction]

Uh huh...Suuure. There is a better way of doing that.

[Audio]

[callmeryuzaki]

I bet you know all about it.