callmeryuzaki: "Smoke and Mirrors" (Dream maker life taker)
callmeryuzaki ([personal profile] callmeryuzaki) wrote in [community profile] raisetheearth2015-08-23 11:07 pm

[Video]

[Here's a familiar face, to those who have been Numbered for awhile and perhaps even those who haven't.]

Why hello. I've missed your lovely faces.

A lot of you know me already, but I'm Lazarus Lawliet. The real one. That's me.

I'm looking to compile a useful database of relevant information on all of us, something that we can share freely and without outmoded hangups or hesitation. Let's be progressive about it.

If you send me your name, a photograph or other still image from the front and the side, your age, your profession, and your credit card information, I'll repay you by writing you a personalized piece of short fiction, starring you, in the wildly popular theme of dinosaur erotica. You pick the dinosaur, and I'll make the magic happen without shame or fear.

Your dark desires are very interesting to me. Especially yours, C.S. You know who you are.
devils_shadow: (Yeah whatever)

[Voice]

[personal profile] devils_shadow 2015-12-21 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hardly. I'll leave you to your fun.
devils_shadow: (Hmph)

[Voice]

[personal profile] devils_shadow 2015-12-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
This event is more worthy of a spectator sport. You are missing out on an entertaining show, sorry to say.