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[callmeryuzaki]

[Here's a familiar face, to those who have been Numbered for awhile and perhaps even those who haven't.]

Why hello. I've missed your lovely faces.

A lot of you know me already, but I'm Lazarus Lawliet. The real one. That's me.

I'm looking to compile a useful database of relevant information on all of us, something that we can share freely and without outmoded hangups or hesitation. Let's be progressive about it.

If you send me your name, a photograph or other still image from the front and the side, your age, your profession, and your credit card information, I'll repay you by writing you a personalized piece of short fiction, starring you, in the wildly popular theme of dinosaur erotica. You pick the dinosaur, and I'll make the magic happen without shame or fear.

Your dark desires are very interesting to me. Especially yours, C.S. You know who you are.

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[charcoalfeather]

[She always jumps at the big explosion. They're awesome, though.]

I guess I can't try to hide it now... can I?

[a small, sheepish laugh. The cat is about as out of the bag as it can get.]

[Action]

[guitar_case_vagabond]

[Well, Rakka's laughing, that means it's okay to do the same now, right? Well, either way, Raye snorts out a small laugh of her own and reaches out to ruffle up Rakka's staticy hair a little.]

It's a good thing you're so cute, because you are such a dork.

[Action]

[charcoalfeather]

Uhh.... thanks?

[Nnngh. She's just... going to put her face in Raye's chest again. Today has been a day.]

I really am a huge dork....

[Action]

[guitar_case_vagabond]

[Okay, Raye can't help but laugh a little as Rakka dives into her chest again. Now she feels a little bad for poking fun and shakes her head a bit and runs a hand through her hair.]

Hey, c'mon, I'm just teasing. You're super awesome badass and we both know it, so you can do whatever you want and it's totally cool.

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[charcoalfeather]

[From within Raye's chest, comes this muffled reply.]

Thanks, Raye. I know you always care about me.

[Action]

[guitar_case_vagabond]

[Apparently that's the safest place to be. There's no bad fanfiction to get her there, that's for sure. She won't complain, just settle back a little with her arms lightly around Rakka. She tilts her head a bit, and her voice is a little bit playful when she speaks.]

Do you want me to go find this guy and beat him up for you? [... Playful, maybe, but she'll do it if Rakka says the word.]

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[charcoalfeather]

[It's a nice place, down there. Soft, pretty warm. Probably wont find any fanfiction down here, nope. Rakka's pretty safe down here, all things considered.

It's a long beat before she replies.]

Maybe... but not too much, okay?

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[guitar_case_vagabond]

[Well, she's free to stay there as long as she wants. She'll be safe from the fanfics. At least until she feels better.]

Just beat him up a little. You got it.