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[callmeryuzaki]

[Here's a familiar face, to those who have been Numbered for awhile and perhaps even those who haven't.]

Why hello. I've missed your lovely faces.

A lot of you know me already, but I'm Lazarus Lawliet. The real one. That's me.

I'm looking to compile a useful database of relevant information on all of us, something that we can share freely and without outmoded hangups or hesitation. Let's be progressive about it.

If you send me your name, a photograph or other still image from the front and the side, your age, your profession, and your credit card information, I'll repay you by writing you a personalized piece of short fiction, starring you, in the wildly popular theme of dinosaur erotica. You pick the dinosaur, and I'll make the magic happen without shame or fear.

Your dark desires are very interesting to me. Especially yours, C.S. You know who you are.

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[sparklingscarlet]

[A faint popping can be heard. Blaise's little mind pops from all of the excitement. This is really happening! A date! With a cute guy! And it's not one-sided! It's almost like a dream! How does he do this without looking like a kid going to a theme park?]

Yes, yes, YES! I definitely will!

[So much for that. He catches himself and flusters a bit.]

I'm sorry. I guess I should tell you my name. I'm Blaise.

[He's filled with so much anticipation, he's practically shaking. His first date! What should he wear? What should he do?]

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[callmeryuzaki]

Blaise? That name suits you.

I'm Rue Ryuzaki.

[It might seem weird; this guy is a quarter Japanese at most, otherwise of pretty clear European descent.]

I'll see you there, then. Don't be late.

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[sparklingscarlet]

Rue Ryuzaki.

[He parrots it back in awe. It seemed like such a pretty name. He gives a huge smile and nods.]

I won't be late, I promise! See you then!

[He says his goodbyes and signs off completely from the Network to debate clothes and other date stuff.

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[callmeryuzaki]

Mm-hm.

Auf wiedersehen until then~