[Video]

[callmeryuzaki]

[Here's a familiar face, to those who have been Numbered for awhile and perhaps even those who haven't.]

Why hello. I've missed your lovely faces.

A lot of you know me already, but I'm Lazarus Lawliet. The real one. That's me.

I'm looking to compile a useful database of relevant information on all of us, something that we can share freely and without outmoded hangups or hesitation. Let's be progressive about it.

If you send me your name, a photograph or other still image from the front and the side, your age, your profession, and your credit card information, I'll repay you by writing you a personalized piece of short fiction, starring you, in the wildly popular theme of dinosaur erotica. You pick the dinosaur, and I'll make the magic happen without shame or fear.

Your dark desires are very interesting to me. Especially yours, C.S. You know who you are.

Comments

private video;

[oncedevil]

Oh yeah let me just magically get this fucking demon out of my head I'll just go do that, maybe the sword will do the fucking trick. Bet I can't survive a decapitation that'll be a fun science experiment!

Or should I just shut up and go back to being your nice little docile pack animal like you like, huh? Lift the heavy things, that's all I'm fucking good for.

You know what? I'm done. I'm out. Screw this place I never should have come here.

private video;

[lovesickkiller]

[Misa stares him down, barely batting an eye at the suicide threat or the guilt trip. Facing Tony like this in person would be absolutely terrifying, but with the distance her cellphone screen affords her she can manage to handle it without shutting down. On the contrary, it makes her want to yell right back.]

The only thing you're good for right now is pissing us off. Come back when you're done feeling sorry for yourself.

private video;

[oncedevil]

[It's funny how brave people are when they've got the safety of distance between them. Probably wise she stay where she is though, because right now he really isn't overly concerned with whether or not he hurts someone.]

Whatever. You never gave a shit in the first place. Have fun playing house, I'm going to go clean up the messes the rest of you are too afraid to touch.

private video;

[lovesickkiller]

It's a mess we're too smart to touch, there's a difference. You can lie to yourself all you want, but this isn't brave. It's just stupid.

private video;

[oncedevil]

[He just shuts off the feed. He's really done arguing with her, and knows where he stands now.

He's out.]