[Sweet bb Rakka. They will end when they stop being hilarious.]
The beast felt the tanned and cured leather of the shoe sliding down its throat, condemning its vegetarian soul to eternal fire. The plant-eater had just technically eaten meat, and now nothing was sacred.
It shed a single tear.
It splashed onto Rakka's face, and she peered up at the sad Diplodocus. "D-d-d-d-d-dinosaur?" She stuttered exaggeratedly, "what's the m-m-m-m-m-m-matter?"
The unfathomable sadness in the dinosaur's eyes was enough to communicate the full nuance of language, and Rakka started to cry too.
"Here..." She breathed. "We'll both eat the other one. T-t-t-t-t-t-together."
Tenderly, she and the Diplodocus begin to eat the other mary jane in tandem, crying the whole time.
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The beast felt the tanned and cured leather of the shoe sliding down its throat, condemning its vegetarian soul to eternal fire. The plant-eater had just technically eaten meat, and now nothing was sacred.
It shed a single tear.
It splashed onto Rakka's face, and she peered up at the sad Diplodocus. "D-d-d-d-d-dinosaur?" She stuttered exaggeratedly, "what's the m-m-m-m-m-m-matter?"
The unfathomable sadness in the dinosaur's eyes was enough to communicate the full nuance of language, and Rakka started to cry too.
"Here..." She breathed. "We'll both eat the other one. T-t-t-t-t-t-together."
Tenderly, she and the Diplodocus begin to eat the other mary jane in tandem, crying the whole time.