Photo/Video. Upholding a proud tradition.

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[It’s a proud tradition afterall, the silly accidental first network post. This one comes with a photo though, of a rather famous face sitting at a table in a restaurant, smiling toward a camera.

It’s followed a few minutes later by a video post, revealing the girl herself.]

Oh, shoot, that was supposed to on my Instagram, not here. Oh, well, I guess the cat’s out of the bag now.

Hi, everybody, Kirara Hoshimoto here! I don’t really know what brought all this on, but it looks like I’m part of the group now. I guess we can call that picture a special gift just for this network, so if anybody wants an autographed version just let me know and I’ll send one right over, okay?

[She flashes the screen a big smile, winks and holds her hand up in the “V” sign.]

I’ll see you all around. Bye!


[OOC: If anybody wants to consider any test drive meme threads as canon, I'm down for that. Just let me know somewhere so I can roll with it!]

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[Video]

[witnessme]

[His face lights up. Oh wow, she's laughing! He made her laugh! Pleasure chemicals are coursing through her brain right now! He did that!]

Yeah! Haha, hilarious! I know, right?

Uh... he kind of got kicked in the face and jumped up, and that's when he was like "this one looks like it has a swollen teat", and I was like "THAT one has exactly zero milk-producing teats," and then he cleared his throat and just moved on to a ewe. Like I said, just like it hadn't happened.

[Video]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[Well, that is definitely one way to put it. That sure is all him, though, well done, Nux!

That extra detail gets another few giggles from her before she regains her composure, wiping her eyes with the back of her hand.]

Wow. Okay, you win, I don't think I'd be that bad on a farm.

[Then again, it'd be a heck of a challenge to get her to even try milking an animal in the first place.]

[Video]

[witnessme]

[He is so over the moon right now, just basking in that silvery, contented sound. If that was the soundtrack to his life, he thinks he'd just stop everything he was doing and listen to it forever.]

Well, uh, it wasn't about winning, but... haha you're right. You wouldn't be that bad, not at all.

I could teach you how to milk. Get the eggs without waking up the chickens even. I'm really good at it.

[Video]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[Just as long as he's careful not to fall too hard. She's a heartbreaker, after all.]

Maybe. I still think it might be better to leave the farmwork to the pros.

Like I said: city girl.

[Video]

[witnessme]

I know we're poking a lot of fun at him, but he got better, you know. Works really hard, even helped a ewe deliver a lamb the other day. That guy used to be afraid to touch food one day past the expiration date.

No one's good when they start. Let me teach you how to milk, uh, city girl.

[Video]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[Like she's never heard that one before. Still, that one... miiiight just have been an accident so let's just move on.]

Well, if I ever make it out there you can show me how it's done and we'll take it from there, okay?

[... Thaaat was also an accident.]

[Video]

[witnessme]

Yeah! Yeah, you can come any time! I'll make sure that the best chairs are out and everything! I'll teach you on the best cow.

[Video]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

The total red carpet treatment, huh?

[Or at least... the farm equivalent.]

[Video]

[witnessme]

Yeah! Haha sure. I mean if you want to think of it that way. It's just cows.