Photo/Video. Upholding a proud tradition.

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[It’s a proud tradition afterall, the silly accidental first network post. This one comes with a photo though, of a rather famous face sitting at a table in a restaurant, smiling toward a camera.

It’s followed a few minutes later by a video post, revealing the girl herself.]

Oh, shoot, that was supposed to on my Instagram, not here. Oh, well, I guess the cat’s out of the bag now.

Hi, everybody, Kirara Hoshimoto here! I don’t really know what brought all this on, but it looks like I’m part of the group now. I guess we can call that picture a special gift just for this network, so if anybody wants an autographed version just let me know and I’ll send one right over, okay?

[She flashes the screen a big smile, winks and holds her hand up in the “V” sign.]

I’ll see you all around. Bye!


[OOC: If anybody wants to consider any test drive meme threads as canon, I'm down for that. Just let me know somewhere so I can roll with it!]

Comments

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

Why are you sorry? You didn't know. I was just informing you.

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[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[... Okay, what the heck.]

What do you mean why? How does saying something like that not make it sound like you were insulted?


.... Are you messing with me?!

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

I beg your pardon?

I think there's been a misunderstanding.

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

You made it sound like I was being a jerk!

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

What do you think? Do you believe you're being a jerk?

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

Well... I don't know, I just got here.

Is making jokes about somebody's other self, like, a thing we're not supposed to do or something?

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

Well, everyone's different, but now that I think about it, I guess it can be sensitive. A lot of us are working pretty hard to not become too much like them, or struggling with feelings of guilt for past wrongs we didn't commit but still feel responsible for.

That being said, you won't offend me, but my goal foremost is to understand, so I will ask questions if I don't get why something's funny.

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[She frowns a little bit on her end of the conversation for a moment and then lets out a breath. At least it looks like this guy wasn't just trying to screw with her.]

Hmm... I guess I'll have to try to keep that in mind.

[... But if he says she won't offend him....]

Okay, so how do you feel about L.L.Law?

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[numberedshepherd]

[There's the sound of a sigh.]

I don't feel about it. It sure is a thing you said, but I guess it sounds like a lot of superfluous alliteration.

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[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

Well, in that case, I guess that's just what I'll call you. If it's all the same to you anyway.

[Take that. Make her feel like she maybe maybe not sorta should I dunno yes no feel guilty??????]

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[numberedshepherd]

If... you find it amusing then by all means, knock yourself out. Out of respect for you and an appreciation for simplicity, though, I will persist in using your given name when referring to you.

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[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

[She does find it amusing. ... Why does she suddenly find nicknames so amusing?!]

Whatever you want. Kirara is just fine.

[She doesn't need anybody calling her Miss Hoshimoto.]

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

Kirara? OK, then. I'll remember that.

[And he really will. Lazarus is amazing with names and faces, even if the subtleties of expression still escape him very frequently.]

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

How could you forget?

[Kirara, plz]

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

I... think that I just told you I wouldn't.

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

I....

[SIGH.]

... Nevermind.

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

You sound exhausted.

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

I felt just fine until about five minutes ago.

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

Do you think it's possible you aren't getting enough sleep? That can cause temporary insanity, incidentally, and maybe that's why you find things funny that you wouldn't normally.

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

I-- what? [Is he calling her crazy now.] It doesn't have anything to do with that, I'm sleeping just fine!

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

Just wondering... I didn't mean an insult by it.

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

Are you always like this?

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

I really don't know what you're asking...

[Audio]

[twinkletwinklesuperstar]

... Okay, I guess that answers my question.

[Audio]

[numberedshepherd]

It does? I guess I'm glad then...