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This isn't my fault.

[Pictured is a young Japanese man with his cell phone pointed at himself. There is the sound of something rumbling further down the street, and a ... a bird cawing? Yes, that certainly sounds like it. Like a big, giant... bird.

Regardless, (most of) you haven't seen this guy before. That's been on purpose on his end, but the situation has sort of escalated. There's another rumble, and something is definitely stomping around.]

I mean, look. Okay. I remember the giant chicken. That past life fought one, I guess?

[Wait. What? He sighs and shakes his head.]

I ain't ever seen shit like this before, some demon-assed looking lock jumping out of nowhere, and... and.

Crap. Just look.

[Mamoru swings the phone around, and points down the street. Nearby, there is a giant darkly glowing cage. Inside it, is an equally giant chicken monster. Beside it, stomping around and flapping its wings is another, even larger bird monster, except instead of a beak-like face it just has a cyclops-like lock face.]

I didn't do this. I mean. I got this. But I didn't cause it.