[Video] [Shepherd's Haven]

[witnessme]

[Nux is very frequently shirtless, even when the weather's a little cold and nippy. Summer's coming in the Southern Hemisphere, so this is true even more often, but today, there's something really different about the familiar sight of his slender, well-muscled torso. It's also adorned with elaborate scarification that looks like car parts. He keeps touching and scratching at it, looking distracted and a little bit distraught.]

So, uh... people are remembering things, yeah? I was digging a hole for fenceposts and I was daydreaming, but... you know, during the day.

You... you know what I'm trying to say, right? I was there, but I wasn't there. I had this thing on my chest when I woke up, and I remembered the sort of... religion my Other had. He definitely wasn't Catholic. I think he worshiped cars, called it the Cult of the V8.

I mean, I like cars, but I don't think they're gods or anything like that.

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[witnessme]

I know people who aren't "people per..."

"People-people."

They're still not mean.

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[switch_over]

[...Give her a second. She can't believe she actually heard him struggle with that.]

That's nice.

I've known mean people who weren't out to get to everybody.

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[witnessme]

So you admit you're out to get everybody?!

[Logic isn't so hard! Nux can totally do it.]

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[switch_over]

[...Really?

Seriously?

She's not sure she can do this anymore.]

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[switch_over]

Yes.

That's exactly what I just said, you got me.

[She gives up, there's no talking to this guy.]

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[witnessme]

I got you! I'm going to report this right now to, uh... people who care!

[There are a lot of them, you see. At least, he hopes it sounds like there are.]

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[switch_over]

I'm shaking, literally shaking.

[She isn't shaking at all.]

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[witnessme]

...where are you shaking? Hold your hands up.

[He can't see it.]

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[switch_over]

[She holds up her hands and there is a distinct lack of shaking.]

Right here.

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[witnessme]

...but you're not shaking. Must be the resolution.

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[switch_over]

It's either that or you're an idiot.

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[witnessme]

Well then it must be that because I'm not an idiot.

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[switch_over]

You're free to think that if you'd like, but that doesn't make it the truth.

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[witnessme]

You don't know anything about the truth. You're not the authority. You don't even have any friends.

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[switch_over]

...Right. I'm not even going to try and figure out how could make sense.

Serious question for you, do you think before you open your mouth?

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[witnessme]

I think all the time but usually I just go with my gut.

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[switch_over]

I never would have guessed with all the stupidity that pours out of your mouth.

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[witnessme]

Well you don't have to guess! I told you how it is, so just accept it already.

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[switch_over]

I was being sarcastic, not that you'd notice something like that.

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[witnessme]

Well maybe I just thought it was stupid and didn't acknowledge it.

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[switch_over]

I'm pretty sure we both know you aren't smart enough to do that.

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[witnessme]

I'm plenty smart, I told you!

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[switch_over]

I know, I didn't believe you

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[witnessme]

Then I guess you're not as smart as you think you are.

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[switch_over]

No, it means that you aren't.