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[callmeryuzaki]

"Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls (With Lyrics And Pics)" (Watch on YouTube)

[He appears onscreen wearing a paramedic's uniform, identical to the one Lazarus got back from his memory echo. His surroundings are significantly less seedy than the motel he's reported from in the past; they actually look like they might be luxurious.]

For those of us in the northern hemisphere, it's fall, and that means it's a season for change. With so many people getting job offers and new and exciting opportunities, I've decided to access my generosity again and help you all out with your resumes. I'm just that nice.

Sometimes you just need a little help to figure out what your best and worst qualities are. So, let me help you out~

<b>Name</b>: <b>Work Experience and Current Position</b>: <b>Greatest Strengths</b>: <b>Greatest Weaknesses</b>: <b>Preferred Method of Payment</b>: <b>Applicable/Marketable Skills</b>: <b>Goals for the Near Future</b>: <b>Long-Term Goals</b>: <b>How You Lost Your Virginity:</b> <b>Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?</b>: </textarea</b>

Comments

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[charcoalfeather]

[She mouths words, but nothing comes out.]

...What?

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[callmeryuzaki]

Concerning all I contribute, and all I give! Every inch of skin a succulent opportunity. I mean, I can try to be clearer if you're still confused...

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[charcoalfeather]

.....You're talking about what I think you're talking about, aren't you?

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[callmeryuzaki]

Tell me more about what you think.

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[charcoalfeather]

I'm pretty sure I don't want to.

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[callmeryuzaki]

But not totally sure? You're so indecisive.

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[charcoalfeather]

[All she can come up with is an "are you kidding me" look.]

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[callmeryuzaki]

[His answer, of course, is a beatific headtilt look.]

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[charcoalfeather]

[Whyyyyyyyyyy]

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[callmeryuzaki]

You're cute when you sulk. You should be unhappy more often.

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[charcoalfeather]

[ >:( ]

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[callmeryuzaki]

There you go!

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[charcoalfeather]

You're really a jerk.

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[callmeryuzaki]

Maybe I'm just misunderstood.

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[charcoalfeather]

.....That's probably not the truth.

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[callmeryuzaki]

If you knew me better you might feel differently.