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[He appears onscreen wearing a paramedic's uniform, identical to the one Lazarus got back from his memory echo. His surroundings are significantly less seedy than the motel he's reported from in the past; they actually look like they might be luxurious.]

For those of us in the northern hemisphere, it's fall, and that means it's a season for change. With so many people getting job offers and new and exciting opportunities, I've decided to access my generosity again and help you all out with your resumes. I'm just that nice.

Sometimes you just need a little help to figure out what your best and worst qualities are. So, let me help you out~

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Are you asking me, or getting ready to tell me?

Even you should be able to see them, of course.

Hm. That's so weird. Usually I'm really good at seeing that kind of thing.

Are you sure you even have them?

You haven't seen my swordsmanship, as far as I know.

Fingerpainting is really great, but so is crossing swords. I'm not picky.

What do you - no. No, I cannot... even...

Go on, finish. It's the best part. Good partners insist that the other person finishes first.

Clarify what you mean by crossing swords please.

[ Her voice sounds a bit small. ]

What? You can't imagine what I mean by crossing swords?

I'd show you, but I think you might be working with the wrong equipment.

No, I have been adequately informed now.

Did you figure it out all by yourself, or did you have help~?

You have confirmed my suspicions.

Oho? What suspicions?

Unfortunately sexual ones that do not apply to me at all.

Awww. That does sound unfortunate.

It's simply anatomy.

Fortunately, there's no anatomy I don't like.

How kind of you.

I can do a lot more for you.

If I decline you'll chide me for not even letting you make your intentions known, right?

Well, I mean, it's not something that's really considered tasteful to discuss in public.

In private, though, I think it would be extremely tasteful.

Private messaging is not difficu-I MEAN please do not.

[SPEAKING OF....]

Umi... [A small huff.] Why are you even talking to him?

Because I am an idiot, apparently.

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OK, I won't private message you. I'll just go ahead and keep it nice and public if that's what gets you off.

I kind of want to get you off with my tongue.

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