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[callmeryuzaki]

"Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls (With Lyrics And Pics)" (Watch on YouTube)

[He appears onscreen wearing a paramedic's uniform, identical to the one Lazarus got back from his memory echo. His surroundings are significantly less seedy than the motel he's reported from in the past; they actually look like they might be luxurious.]

For those of us in the northern hemisphere, it's fall, and that means it's a season for change. With so many people getting job offers and new and exciting opportunities, I've decided to access my generosity again and help you all out with your resumes. I'm just that nice.

Sometimes you just need a little help to figure out what your best and worst qualities are. So, let me help you out~

<b>Name</b>: <b>Work Experience and Current Position</b>: <b>Greatest Strengths</b>: <b>Greatest Weaknesses</b>: <b>Preferred Method of Payment</b>: <b>Applicable/Marketable Skills</b>: <b>Goals for the Near Future</b>: <b>Long-Term Goals</b>: <b>How You Lost Your Virginity:</b> <b>Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?</b>: </textarea</b>

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[callmeryuzaki]

Name: Little Boo-Hoo Crybaby
Work Experience and Current Position:
2010-present- Filling diapers and sucking binkies
Greatest Strengths: Sitting up by myself
Greatest Weaknesses: Not being able to support my own gigantic head for too long
Preferred Method of Payment: Rubber nipples
Applicable/Marketable Skills: Waaaaaaah!
Goals for the Near Future: Learning how to walk 4 steps
Long-Term Goals: Getting potty-trained
How You Lost Your Virginity: N/A
Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?: The baby of course.

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[prismaticdestruction]

cute. sadly this isn't a bit true nor can it effect me.

sticks and stones sir and you are showing to be less mature then and 3rd grader

[scarlet_devil]

[Sighs, and basically shows up to drag the little vampire off the network.]

[prismaticdestruction]

Emmmmmii...Why?

[POUTING]

[scarlet_devil]

He just wants attention.

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[callmeryuzaki]

You're right, it can't "effect" you. "Effect" is a noun, you want "affect."

Babies can't spell though. Don't know what I expected from a comeback by you.