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[callmeryuzaki]

"Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls (With Lyrics And Pics)" (Watch on YouTube)

[He appears onscreen wearing a paramedic's uniform, identical to the one Lazarus got back from his memory echo. His surroundings are significantly less seedy than the motel he's reported from in the past; they actually look like they might be luxurious.]

For those of us in the northern hemisphere, it's fall, and that means it's a season for change. With so many people getting job offers and new and exciting opportunities, I've decided to access my generosity again and help you all out with your resumes. I'm just that nice.

Sometimes you just need a little help to figure out what your best and worst qualities are. So, let me help you out~

<b>Name</b>: <b>Work Experience and Current Position</b>: <b>Greatest Strengths</b>: <b>Greatest Weaknesses</b>: <b>Preferred Method of Payment</b>: <b>Applicable/Marketable Skills</b>: <b>Goals for the Near Future</b>: <b>Long-Term Goals</b>: <b>How You Lost Your Virginity:</b> <b>Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?</b>: </textarea</b>

Comments

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[callmeryuzaki]

Save it for the teenager wondering when she'll get her first period.

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[devils_shadow]

My my, such a foul mood. I wonder which of your playthings touched a nerve.

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[callmeryuzaki]

You're right about the foul mood, but it isn't mine~

My playthings are kind of designed to touch nerves, but yours need more practice. Learn yourself a little better. Explore, experiment~

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[devils_shadow]

I know precisely what I need to know of myself. Thank you.

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[callmeryuzaki]

Aw, you're welcome~

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[devils_shadow]

[Click. You are disgusting, useless, and boring. He has no further time for you, Ryuzaki.]