Name: Little Boo-Hoo Crybaby Work Experience and Current Position: 2010-present- Filling diapers and sucking binkies Greatest Strengths: Sitting up by myself Greatest Weaknesses: Not being able to support my own gigantic head for too long Preferred Method of Payment: Rubber nipples Applicable/Marketable Skills: Waaaaaaah! Goals for the Near Future: Learning how to walk 4 steps Long-Term Goals: Getting potty-trained How You Lost Your Virginity: N/A Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?: The baby of course.
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Work Experience and Current Position:
2010-present- Filling diapers and sucking binkies
Greatest Strengths: Sitting up by myself
Greatest Weaknesses: Not being able to support my own gigantic head for too long
Preferred Method of Payment: Rubber nipples
Applicable/Marketable Skills: Waaaaaaah!
Goals for the Near Future: Learning how to walk 4 steps
Long-Term Goals: Getting potty-trained
How You Lost Your Virginity: N/A
Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?: The baby of course.