Oh. Why thank you sir, allow me to return the favor.
Name: Guy who looks like some other asshole. Work Experience and Current Position: By the outfit, I'd say a stripper. Greatest Strengths: Surprisingly accurate guessing. Greatest Weaknesses: Often mistaken for another asshole. Preferred Method of Payment: Used condoms (See Marketable skills) Applicable/Marketable Skills: Balloon animals. Goals for the Near Future: Join the circus Long-Term Goals: Become star attraction at said circus. How You Lost Your Virginity: Probably hasn't. Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?: The dad, but only after failing to make a balloon animal out of it for the girl.
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Name: Guy who looks like some other asshole.
Work Experience and Current Position: By the outfit, I'd say a stripper.
Greatest Strengths: Surprisingly accurate guessing.
Greatest Weaknesses: Often mistaken for another asshole.
Preferred Method of Payment: Used condoms (See Marketable skills)
Applicable/Marketable Skills: Balloon animals.
Goals for the Near Future: Join the circus
Long-Term Goals: Become star attraction at said circus.
How You Lost Your Virginity: Probably hasn't.
Ethical Quandary: You are a doctor and you have one donor heart and two people who desperately need transplants. One is a 5-year-old little girl, the other is a single father of 4 in his late forties. Who do you give the heart to and how did you reach this decision?: The dad, but only after failing to make a balloon animal out of it for the girl.