A player at first glance, maybe, but actual players tend to be a little less conflicted about their reindeer games. Still, he senses that he's being judged a little bit, and the way Jacob words his suggestions confirms it.

"Condescending," he answers dryly. "I like her a lot, OK? 'Love' is just a strange word to me. It's not one I really use. And I want the full bouquet," he ascertains firmly, as if insulted by the idea that he'd settle for half.

"...is $2 really a fair price?" he asks. "I mean... I can't imagine you're even operating at cost like this, and given the location, this might well be the only sale you make today."