Jacob raises both of his eyebrows. Who wants to maintain a relationship with a girl you're not in love with? You sound like a player, man. Jacob stifles a sigh.

"Alright, we can change it to 'I sincerely care' and 'I like your smile'. How does that sound?"

Of course, Jacob isn't exactly comfortable with the thought that Lazarus seems to be running a facade, but, what are you going to do? He trades out the yellow cellophane for a light green instead, but not cutting it this time until Lazarus is okay with it. He is, however, keeping the pink ribbon out.

"I'll even give you a half bouquet for one dollar, or a full for two, if that sounds fair to you. Or we can barter, if you need it lower."