Fashion Crisis [Video]

[dictator_ko]

Just what's going on? First gross slime then pink snakes [though she'd found the snakes kinda cute] and ghosts, now dinosaurs! I almost died! Speaking of, thanks mysterious speedy masked guy whose name I didn't get, for saving me.

[She suddenly perks up.]



Quick emergency Mina's Fashion Corner tip:

I've seen some people selling clothes with dinosaurs on them. And even a few wearing them. Do not do that. Seriously, it's a total fashion no-no. It's just tacky.

If you really want to go with a dinosaur theme, try wearing dinosaur colors! Besides, green's the in color right now. Loose clothing is also in, but it has to be stylish, okay? You can deviate from the current fashion, but that's not for amateurs. Only the stylish and cute can get away with it.

Comments

[dictator_ko]

I just thought of something! What's my doctor gonna say about the ears and tail?

[numberedshepherd]

That's exactly the kind of thing I mean. Our health needs aren't necessarily the same as the general population's.

[dictator_ko]

Just who'd be an expert on this kind of thing, then? I'm not seeing a veterinarian.

[numberedshepherd]

Like I said, we used to have doctors. A long time ago.

I wouldn't be surprised if some enterprising individual thought to go into medicine specifically for people who aren't so human, anymore, since it looks like we're around to stay.

[dictator_ko]

I'm plenty human. I just happen to have cat ears and a tail. And a crazy sense of smell.

[numberedshepherd]

That's true... But you're fairly new to this whole Numbered thing. Things can change a lot more than this.

[dictator_ko]

I hope it doesn't! I wouldn't want to change more than I've already. It's hard enough to hide this stuff as is.

[numberedshepherd]

You could try closing yourself up in a dark room with no windows, but unfortunately, if your past self did that, it could still trigger an echo.

[dictator_ko]

Okay, yeah, no. I'm not doing that.

[numberedshepherd]

I wasn't being serious... it was a joke.

I'm told that I need to work on my delivery, sometimes.

[dictator_ko]

You definitely need to, yeah. That wasn't very funny.

[numberedshepherd]

No, it's definitely funny, because you're highly unlikely to get an echo from closing yourself up in a dark room. There's like a 13% chance at best.

[dictator_ko]

[He even has an exact percentage? What a nerd.] Whatever you say.

[numberedshepherd]

Oh, you're writing me off, aren't you?

[dictator_ko]

Just who has a percentage figure for things like that?

[numberedshepherd]

Well... evidently, I do.

[dictator_ko]

Yeah, you do. You weirdo. But anyways, with my luck, I'd probably just remember something horrible.

[numberedshepherd]

It's mean to call people "weirdo," you know. It's the kind of thing that people can be sensitive about.

[dictator_ko]

Fine, I won't call you a weirdo anymore. [But she sure will think it.]

[numberedshepherd]

I don't actually care what you call me... I was just letting you know that some people might be sensitive about it.

[dictator_ko]

Fine, weirdo, I'll keep that in mind.

[numberedshepherd]

I'm not that weird. Why do you think I am?

[dictator_ko]

Seriously? There're plenty of reasons.

[numberedshepherd]

I try to be good, helpful and kind. I don't think that's so strange.

[dictator_ko]

No, that's not weird. But the way you do it is really weird sometimes.