[At precisely the same moment, two calls from different phone numbers come in. They're both sent to voicemail. Instead of an address, this one's an appeal to emotion and reason alike.]

Your Number is new to me, but I never forget one. If you're indeed contacting my copy for something other than a sex act, I'm invested and responsible enough for the damage he leaves in his wake to affect me. I need to warn you about him, and about me, as well, if you choose to disregard what I've said.