Action + Video

[gone_streaking]

My name is Jason East, and I am the fastest man alive....

It's a peaceful late afternoon in whatever city you might choose, people are milling about, going about their business. A group of people are standing around a television watching a news broadcast discussing an odd phenomenon in the Western US dubbed the "Los Angeles Lightning Bolt". The tone is about the same you'd hear people talking about the Loch Ness Monster, though there's a mention that the local military is asking anybody to come forward with any information. They flinch as a sudden gust of wind rushes past and look around for the source to find nothing.

A long time ago, the world changed forever and my life was never the same.

A young woman lets out a cry of dismay as the dog she's walking slips loose of her grip and rushes out into the street, into the path of an oncoming car. A sudden flash of light and the animal is safely back in her arms.

All of a sudden, I could move faster and do anything in the blink of an eye.

A group of kids messing around in the park, climbing trees, doing kid stuff. A boy loses his grip and falls... and that flash of light rushes by, depositing him safely to the ground several yards away.

Now, I use my powers to help people and protect the world. I am...

Finally, his path takes him to his final destination. He comes to an abrupt halt at the waiting door, reaches out...

... actually getting way ahead of myself. That's not actually how it all started.

... rings the doorbell.

Let's back up a little to the beginning.

As the door opens up, Jason greets the person on the other side with a smile and holds up the pizza box to his customer.

"One large with extra cheese in thirty minutes or less."



Or A Network Option If You're Not Into Pizza
[The video comes up on a road in the middle of the unending wastelands of the Western USA. Off in the distance is a military vehicle, probably a checkpoint. The video holds on this image for a little while before somebody speaks from offscreen.]

Okay, see that? I just passed by there and found one of General Miller's Finest sleeping on the job so I'm gonna do my civic duty and wake him the hell up. Watch this.

[The device recording is set down and fiddled with, leaning against something, a rock or whatever, and then the grass around it is ruffled by a gust of wind breaking the still air. Several seconds tick by, holding on the parked vehicle.... and then suddenly a bolt of yellow lightning tears by it at an incredible speed and the car is visibly jostled by the force of its passing. The driver's side door opens up and a soldier immediately stumbles out, tripping all over himself and coughing in the dust cloud.

There's now a yellow lightning bolt spraypainted on the side of his truck.]

Holy crap! [The voice is back, almost at the same time as anybody watching can register that the camera's been picked up and is moving... just stupidly fast if the blur of the background is any indication. The young man holding it looks back over his shoulder before turning to the screen laughing.] Oh, man, that guy looks pissed!