[She bites back the "Yeah, dumbass" that she wants to let out and settles for an irritated huff, rubbing a hand over her face.]

I'm sayin' those alien freaks started it, and we started getting all these fucking powers and shit because of that. And when they came down and started trying to nuke the fucking world, we stepped up and kicked them off of it. Those stupid assholes on TV don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Get it?