Who said I have parent issues? I don't have any parent issues!
I mean, just because mom's so talented, and so beautiful and soooooo perfect and everybody wants to know what it's like to be the daughter of such a great actress! Oh, and of course, I can't even talk to her for five minutes without hearing about every tiny little mistake I did since the last time we talked! I mean, that really gets old fast! Whatever happened to "Hi, how was your day?"
And dad's no help either, with his dumb martial arts adventures? Do you know where he is right now? Me neither! But he's probably punching waterfalls and sleeping in trees in some gross forest!
[You did this, Lazarus. This is the world you created.]
[Private phone call]
I mean, just because mom's so talented, and so beautiful and soooooo perfect and everybody wants to know what it's like to be the daughter of such a great actress! Oh, and of course, I can't even talk to her for five minutes without hearing about every tiny little mistake I did since the last time we talked! I mean, that really gets old fast! Whatever happened to "Hi, how was your day?"
And dad's no help either, with his dumb martial arts adventures? Do you know where he is right now? Me neither! But he's probably punching waterfalls and sleeping in trees in some gross forest!
[You did this, Lazarus. This is the world you created.]
Why should I have parent issues?!