[He's pretty proud, to the point where he didn't expect her reaction at all. He's startled and feels bad.]

Oh... you have parent issues. I didn't know. Well... I do now but if I did before I would have gone with something else. It just fit because it had something to do with you, and the words sound like other words, and there's another layer of humor if you're bilingual, and so I just thought...

I'm really sorry about your parent issues.