[Action/Video] Memory of a Gross Monster

[dictator_ko]

[Action/Video, Gateway City]
[From the looks of the video, it's a selfie--you can see her arm holding the screen forward. The background is a park in Gateway City near her home. There're a small stream, trees, and a bench visible. She looks cheerful.] Alright, special outdoors "You Suck, Thundercorp" broadcast! This is Mina, your host...

[Suddenly she pauses, turns, then smiles at an onlooker.] Tuh-daaaah! ♪♪♪ Good job coming to me! So heyyy... ♪ Moge-ko prepared a wonderful present for you! Take it, take it! ♪

[She walks over a short distance and then continues on.] The cage was moved! ♪ Mooogegegege! ♪ Now then... ♪

[After a pause...] Don't WANNA!

[She makes a motion as if she's pressing an imaginary button.] Okay, my cute little monster! ♪ Eat up!

[Suddenly she looks shocked.] Wh... WHAAAAAAT?!

[And just as suddenly, a transparent blue force field springs up in front of her. Her expression slowly changes into a smile.] ...Special skill: Moge-ko Shield! Teehee. ♪

[After a long pause she laughs with a fiendish, sharp-toothed grin.] Gyahahaha! Tooooo careless! Haaaah, go monster! Can't run from meeeee!

[And then she suddenly runs at the unfortunate bystander. The video cuts off there, only to pick back up a few minutes later...]

[Second video]
Ewwww! I just pulsed back a gross monster! [She turns the screen to capture a horrifying monster dripping with blood from its body. It's the size of a large cow.]

I had to shout at it not to eat people! It's awful! What do I even do with it?!

And not only that, but I had the most horrible, realistic memory just now!

[Third video, a few minutes later]
So, anyone got a way to cover up sharp teeth? It's like I'm a shark! I can cover up the ears with a hat, the eyes with contacts, and truck in the tail (it's uncomfortable!). But what do I do about teeth?!

Comments

[witnessme]

Well. That's good at least.

That thing's like the size of a cow, isn't it?

Re: [Video]

[dictator_ko]

I'm not sure it won't eat them... But you just gave me an idea! Those Factor guys like dangerous animals, don't they? They took in the dinosaurs and all! Maybe they'll take this thing off my hands.

[dictator_ko]

[She looks at the thing again, then regrets looking. It's so disgusting.]

Looks like it? [She isn't very well-acquainted with cows, having never seen one in person.] Good thing it isn't as large as I remember it being.

[dictator_ko]

I can't 'unsummon' it. And I'm not sure I can manage killing it, much as I'd like to.

Re: [video]

[dictator_ko]

I don't know of anywhere like that, but I guess I'll have to find one.

[video]

[feastorfamine]

Yeah, you don't really have a choice, unfortunately. Sorry.

Re: [video]

[dictator_ko]

[The next response comes considerably later. Rather than a background of a park, it's of a dilapidated looking room.]

Well, I just googled up some places. Also, I think I'm going to see if those Factor guys want this thing. After all, they took the dinosaurs, so they must like dangerous animals.

[darkhourdear]

Hm... I guess you just have to hide it, then?

[dictator_ko]

[A fair while later, with a background of what looks like a run-down room, Mina reappears on the Network.]

Yeah, it's hidden now.

[video]

[feastorfamine]

That's good. Best of luck, there. I hope you can work something out.

[darkhourdear]

Can it talk or anything?

[Video]

[numberedshepherd]

That's actually a very simple and elegant potential solution. I think it's very likely they might. Do you know how to contact them? If not, I can probably expedite the process to some extent. Factor's the reason I was able to get Shepherd's Haven up and running in the first place.

[witnessme]

[Having grown up on a dairy farm, Nux has seen plenty.]

How large was that? What you remember? Cows are pretty big!

Video

[mangata]

Best of luck to you.

[dictator_ko]

All it does is bleed all over the place.

[dictator_ko]

I think it was as big as an elephant? Or a bit bigger.

Re: [video]

[dictator_ko]

Hopefully really soon.

[This building is the sort of place she normally wouldn't be caught dead in.]

Re: [Video]

[dictator_ko]

Wasn't there that lady who contacted us some time ago? But I guess if you've got contacts that'll help.

[Video]

[numberedshepherd]

I want to know why they want dangerous animals like the dinosaurs, honestly... but it's definitely looking like this is the best option, isn't it?

[witnessme]

What would your Other have to do with that kind of monster? Did she order it to eat people?

[darkhourdear]

Oh. [yuck] Hopefully it'll stay put.

[icy_heavens]

You're gonna need to find somewhere to keep that stupid thing. And find something for it to eat that's not people.

Re: [Video]

[dictator_ko]

I don't care why as long as they manage to keep them penned up. I know they did say something about those dinosaurs being just animals and they weren't going to kill them for that.

Re: Video

[dictator_ko]

[A while later, with a background of a rundown room.]

Well, I'm going to donate it to those Factor guys. Since they like dangerous monsters.

[dictator_ko]

She did. I don't think she normally orders it around, though. The memory made it seem like it's normally in a cage, but she freed it to sic it on some people. I hate her.