raisednpcs: (Thunder Corp)
raisednpcs ([personal profile] raisednpcs) wrote in [community profile] raisetheearth2015-09-21 08:58 pm

Thunder Corp Recruitment Drive

Who: Everyone who agreed to be approached by Thunder Corp
When: September 21st
What: Thunder Corp is out to recruit
Where: Various Locations

On the date of September 21st, the visitations begin.

For some, they arrive in the form of men in well-pressed business suits. All of them are fit and attractive, almost artificially so, carrying suitcases that contain contracts they wish for those they approach to sign. Their friendliness is also absolute, though they are somehow aggressive at the same time. They've bought themselves into absolutely every location possible, either having traveled great distances with ease or simply found people where they would logically be. In any case, they approach their "targets" out of the blue, greeting them with an outstretched hand and an aggressively polite demeanor.

Still others receive a message in the form of electronic mail. The approach is different simply as a matter of personal resource. How exactly did they find out your e-mail address? Why, it's for the same reason they're able to approach people wherever they happen to be right now: They're Thunder Corp, and they are very resourceful! That's how!

A much more pressing question would be... how did they know you are a Numbered?

[OOC: There's two threads you can reply off of depending on how you decided to be contacted, ones for being approached in person, and ones for being contacted by personal e-mail.]
brotimaeus: (12 | It's over)

[personal profile] brotimaeus 2015-09-27 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
To the office of Thunder Corp Numbered Relations Department,

It'll be a cold day in hell before I'm stupid enough to trust you to do anything in my favor.

Kind regards,

Richard Stroud.
Edited (edits forever) 2015-09-27 20:00 (UTC)
brotimaeus: (08 | Right now)

[personal profile] brotimaeus 2015-09-27 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I've seen enough of what your kind of 'care' means to have a good idea of exactly what your intentions are. I didn't see any signs of you when we actually needed you.

The only terms that I find acceptable in this matter as far as discussion is concerned is "don't".

Thanks for the offer, but no thanks.
brotimaeus: (31 | That they'd understand)

[personal profile] brotimaeus 2015-09-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Only one condition, but I wouldn't count on you to keep it.

If I change my mind, I'll be in touch.
brotimaeus: (11 | But sooner or later)

[personal profile] brotimaeus 2015-09-27 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

Don't call me, I'll call you.