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raisetheearth2015-07-26 11:47 pm
numberedshepherd) wrote in raisetheearth2015-07-26 11:47 pm
Entry #A-1: "A" [Video/Action] [Shepherd's Haven]
[Lazarus checks in looking thoroughly displeased. He's standing in the largest building in Shepherd's Haven, most commonly used for forums and meetings. Today, he's surrounded by fabulous, artistic and delectable patries and sweets. Some are on the tables, set out as if for a banquet, but others are on the floor or in odd, unexected places, like on chairs and sticking to the walls.]
It's the one-year anniversary of our move to Shepherd's Haven. I was going to tell you that in spite of the slime, you're all still welcome to come celebrate and eat some of the food prepared for the occasion in the town hall. You know, in a valiant effort to maintain some semblance of community and normalcy, and to reject sensationalist panic and obsession.
[A green blob drops onto his shoulder. He brushes it off with clear distaste, but from the time he touches it to the time it lands on the floor, it transforms into a platter of cream puffs that land with a resounding clatter.]
...disregard that. If you do decide to come, don't eat anything until you confirm with me that it isn't slime. Right now, that's everything over here.
[He turns the feed over so it's in view of a far less enticing display of healthier and plainer options. Much of it was probably canned or frozen previously.]
It's the one-year anniversary of our move to Shepherd's Haven. I was going to tell you that in spite of the slime, you're all still welcome to come celebrate and eat some of the food prepared for the occasion in the town hall. You know, in a valiant effort to maintain some semblance of community and normalcy, and to reject sensationalist panic and obsession.
[A green blob drops onto his shoulder. He brushes it off with clear distaste, but from the time he touches it to the time it lands on the floor, it transforms into a platter of cream puffs that land with a resounding clatter.]
...disregard that. If you do decide to come, don't eat anything until you confirm with me that it isn't slime. Right now, that's everything over here.
[He turns the feed over so it's in view of a far less enticing display of healthier and plainer options. Much of it was probably canned or frozen previously.]
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[She has already had one blob of slime transform into a Death Note; it is not an occurrence she wants to repeat with people around.]
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Again. Not that you have to.
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[Despite obviously mocking his intonation, Misa sends him a mischievous smile.]
How about I get some actual food ready for when you're done? I might even have a nice surprise for you.
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[He has a tired sigh and an eye roll in response, but the hint about the surprise seems to placate his resigned disappointment.]
...surprise? What kind of surprise?
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[She winks at him.]
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Yes, I suppose I could probably hurry things along here.
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Do your best~
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Not without some motivation, anyway.
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How's that?
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I can see how you would take offense at that and I apologize for the double entendres my cleverness forces me to see at every opportunity.
not here
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You know, this isn't very motivating.
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[The astute viewer might notice the background is moving behind her at an alarming rate. She just might be marching over.]
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[She barges through the door and ditches her phone, obviously livid.]
Don't say things like that over the network and STOP IT!
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Grab some gloves and a broom.
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I'm not here to help! Especially after that!
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Why do you always take things the worst possible way?
[For someone who's gotten his shit together a lot since receiving his first echo, Lazarus can sure sulk like a child.]
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